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Missing：　A　vintage　hunter　green　Aston　Martin　convertible。　Last　seen　speeding　out　of　Georgica

Pond　a　little　after　sundown。　Reports　vary；　but　my　best　sources　say　the　car　contained　at　least　three

people？a　guy　and　two　girls？and　I？m　getting　reports　that　at　least　one　of　the　girls　was　wearing　white。

Could　someone　be　eloping？　Please　keep　your　eyes　peeled。　And　now；　back　to　your　regularly

scheduled　dish。

book　report

Our　first　juicy　report　affirms　what　I　both　hoped　and　feared　about　those　book　geeks：　they　reallyare

freaks　in　bed。　Rumor　has　it　that　a　certain　Harlem…based　intellectual　salon　went　from　sping

literary　thought　to　sping　spit？and　fast。　Talk　about　an　introductory　？getting　to　know　you？

meeting。　I　wonder　if　that？s　what　D　and　his　new　friend　G　had　in　mind　when　they　sought

out　？like…minded　young　men　and　women？　and　asked　applicants　to　attach　their　pictures。　。　。　。　Then

again；　from　what　I　hear；　these　eager　literati　saw　beyond　the　shackles　of　identity？like；　um；

gender？and　simply　embraced　the　soul　（and　some　other　things）　of　the　person　next　to　them。　I　guess

that？s　what　they　mean　about　not　judging　a　book　by　its　cover。

So　does　this　little　freak…orgy　mean　the　demise　of　literary　debate？　Can　people　no　longer　sit　around

a　rambling　Harlem　apartment　and　discuss　great　works　of　literature　without　getting　frisky？　Or　does

it　symbolize　the　return　of　freaky　group…sex　organizations　like　Plato？s　Retreat？　（Can　I　just　say　。　。　。

ew。）　Sorry　to　disappoint；　but　for　once　I　don？t　know　for　sure。　Iwill　tell　you　what　it　means　for　me；

however：　I　am　never；　ever　going　above　One…hundredth　Street。　I　don？t　care　how　？stimulating？　the

event　promises　to　be。

paint　by　numbers

Speaking　of　parties　with　an；　ahem；　same…sex　appeal；　I　have　a　bone　to　pick　with　a　certain

flamboyant　designer　about　his　latest　stylish　affair：　What？s　with　the　all…white　theme？　For　people

who　consider　themselves　free　thinkers；　the　idea　itself　is　just　so　。　。　。　single…minded　（although　maybe

I？m　just　smarting　from　my　exclusion　from　the　party；　due　to　the　similarlysingle…minded

all…maletheme）。　I　suppose　it？s　a　way　for　the　rich　and　famous　to　make　themselves　feel　chic　and

fabulous？anybody　remember　that　rocker　whose　Greenwich　Village　apartment　was　done　entirely　in

white？　Even　his　guests　had　to　match　the　d？cor。　And　while　it　may　look　it　fantastic　for　five　minutes；

it？s　so　impractical？hello；　drunk　people；　colorful　drinks；　and　white　sofas？　Can　anyone　else　put　two

and　two　together？　Personally；　I？m　up　for　anything　colorful；　particularly　in　summer。　To　prove　my

point；　a　few　of　my　favorite　（colorful）　things：　sunset…pink　Cosmos；　blue…green　ocean　water；　mint

chocolate…chip　ice　cream；　and　last　but　not　least　。　。　。　tan　boys　in　pastel　shirts。　Talk　about　a　color

bination！

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Q：？

Dear　the　Gossip　Girl；

？

I　am　beautiful　brunette　from　foreign　land　so　maybe　there　is　somethings　I　don？t　understand　about

America。　I　ask　your　help　to　explain　to　me　this　please：　is　bald　now　beautiful？　Do　American　men

like　girls　to　look　like　this？　With　shaved　head？　Please　advise。

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